fed up with the b1tch
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Post by fed up with the b1tch on Jun 19, 2006 2:15:48 GMT 7
38 years old, 5' 6", dyed brown straight hair, green eyes, 36C boobs, witch-like nose, motor mouth, screams a lot, frigid. Low IQ: around 100. Never been pregnant. Brazilian waxed. Still pretty tight down there but then again that's just me talking.
High maintenance, fancy restaurants twice every week, new luxury handbag every month.
Does nothing all day.
Yours for S$10,000.
Leave your email if you're interested.
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Post by to OP on Jun 19, 2006 7:17:37 GMT 7
funny...! desperate, insane or trying to pick up a fight...?
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Post by oldmike on Jun 19, 2006 8:04:46 GMT 7
Sounds like you should pay one of us $10 000 to take her off your hands.
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Post by ninja on Jun 19, 2006 18:34:13 GMT 7
Yeah, yeah, but can she cook?
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Post by bernie on Jun 19, 2006 19:58:43 GMT 7
We need pictures before bidding anonymously! lol
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Post by The Wife on Jun 19, 2006 21:50:49 GMT 7
I'll pay double to anyone who wants the son of a B1TCH!
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Post by ninja on Jun 20, 2006 18:29:22 GMT 7
Yeah, yeah, but can he clean the pool like our Raoul???
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Post by Anon 2 on Jun 23, 2006 11:21:24 GMT 7
For $10,000 men can get a virgin bride from Vietnam who will be subservient, cook and be contented to lead a simple life. OP, your wife is considered 'used' goods, so you have to put her on e-Bay. Maybe an oil-rich Arab man might be interested to pay you in kind. Hey, oil prices has been rising!
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Post by well on Jun 24, 2006 1:57:59 GMT 7
Erm, not all Vietnam girls are subservient... . The ones that were raised in Holland are hot as hell! Way wild!
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Post by mrsm2u on Jul 5, 2006 22:24:04 GMT 7
Hey, Anon 2. Don't encourage people to make e-bay here any worse than it is. Looking for furniture? Try the "mobile phones & electronics" area. Desperate to obtain that special something? Buy it now at the same rate as the reserve rate. There are "antiques" online for millions of SGD. Freaky.
There's a perfectly good buy & sell board on the other expat board. Of course, you'll have to drop the price to $300 but selling cheap will be better revenge. Someone who's paid $10k might look after her!
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Post by Anon2 on Jul 24, 2006 22:31:59 GMT 7
Well, mrsm2u. The OP is offloading his wife, not his daughter! For someone who wants to sell his wife for such a hefty price, he sure makes a lousy marketing man.
As there were no responses I guess he has either decided to put her on ebay or sold her to an Arab.
;D
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Post by John on Jul 25, 2006 10:47:50 GMT 7
You should edit that advertisement. Witch-like nose becomes 'cute cleopatra nose' Motor mouth becomes 'good conversationalist' Frigid becomes 'quiet' Screams a lot becomes 'extrovert' Low IQ becomes 'disciplined' You don't need to change 'Brazilian waxed' High maintenance becomes 'elegant' New luxury handbag every month becomes 'knows how to dress' Then you start an auction, starting at $30,000. The more she costs, the more people will want her. So you get: 38 years old, 5' 6", dyed brown straight hair, green eyes, 36C boobs, cute cleopatra nose, good conversationalist, extrovert, quiet, disciplined. Never been pregnant. Brazilian waxed. Still pretty tight down there but then again that's just me talking.
Elegant, fancy restaurants twice every week, knows how to dress.
Bidding starts $30,000. Hurry. Only one available. Marketing 101 Take care. John Director Marketing Department Microsoft Corporation
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looooking for a wifeeee
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Post by looooking for a wifeeee on Jul 25, 2006 23:22:27 GMT 7
I'll haave her!!! i'm pisssssssed!
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Post by John on Jul 26, 2006 7:48:19 GMT 7
You see? Deceptive marketing always works.
I know. It's my job.
Where is my commission?
John Director Marketing Department Microsoft Corporation
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Post by Registered User on Jul 26, 2006 21:43:19 GMT 7
Say, John. Please take credit when credit is due. Claiming ONE reply to your marketing tips for the OP as your 'cleverness' is like looking at yourself in the mirror and handing an award to the image. Duh.
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Post by John on Jul 27, 2006 16:44:40 GMT 7
Come on mate, a little bit of recognition please. I did sell his wife in less than 24 hours for 30,000 bucks, after 6 days it was unsold for 10,000 bucks! Not too bad, no?
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Post by Hi Honey on Sept 18, 2006 8:38:34 GMT 7
Well well well, how nice is this that I find you writing about me. Yes, I know where you go on the internet due to a little thing called history. You're a bastard! Trust me....this is me!
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Post by take mine on Nov 3, 2006 16:28:06 GMT 7
If it helps the sale, i will throw mine in for free.
For those that think local is best.
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stressed out mother
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Post by stressed out mother on Nov 3, 2006 21:01:33 GMT 7
I have a teenager for sale if anyone is interested.
Verbally abusive Refuses to clean bedroom Thinks the world owes her a living Chain smokes
Highest bidder secures
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Post by Imelda Marcos on Nov 4, 2006 8:34:07 GMT 7
For sale: $6,000 600 pairs of shoes size 7 - Assorted designs and colors Complete with free Filipino wife experienced in bossing maids around Note - Package deal - can not separate shoes from wife
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