wife for sale

[Not genuine]

Imelda said:

For sale: $6,000
600 pairs of shoes size 7 - Assorted designs and colors
Complete with free Filipino wife experienced in bossing maids around
Note - Package deal - can not separate shoes from wife

I don't think this genuine. For $6,000 Imelda Marcos wouldn't even sneeze.

[caucasian expat wife]

I think the Fillipino wife for sale is a wind up. How do I know? I've never seen a Filipino woman with size seven feet!!

[I need a transplant]

OP

What's your wife's blood type?