Post by oldmike on Mar 26, 2008 18:55:13 GMT 7
Heather Mills' Leg Infested with Woodworm
Scheming Heather Mills has been left legless again
LONDON - England - After acquiring £25.8 million of Paul McCartney's money, Heather Mills has cut short her celebrations to have her leg treated for woodworm.
Unlucky Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, may have acquired large amounts of money recently but she has been left legless once again.
Heather was first alerted to the woodworm infestation when she noticed sawdust on the floor whenever she took a step.
"It has been a nightmare cleaning up after her every move. I have to follow her around with a bloody dustpan and brush," a disgruntled cleaner at Heather's £3 million Peans Wood estate in Robertsbridge told the Daily Squib.
Woodworm can be a serious problem if left untreated so Ms Mills has called in the experts to mend her wood burrowing enemies.
Tod Hasmear of Tod's Dry Rot and Damp Proofing in Hastings told the Daily Squib that a chauffeur in a Rolls Royce delivered the leg to his treatment workshop and he diagnosed the woodworm species as Anobium punctatum which is "quite easy to treat".
Robertsbridge residents are used to seeing Heather Mills hopping mad and legless but this really takes the biscuit.
"It is good that she is getting her leg treated for woodworm because her brain needs treatment for dry rot. Unfortunately she can't see it, so no one says anything in front of her," June Bellamy, 43, told the Squib from her little village shop in Robertsbridge.
It is quite a feat to be even more hated than Gordon Brown or Gary Glitter, but Heather Mills has completed this hurdle with ease.
Since nefariously acquiring lots of money from Paul McCartney, Heather has been doing the rounds and trying to raise her mucky reputation from the sewer. The ex-porn model has even been invited to stay in the Sunni Triangle in Baghdad Iraq because no one else wants her. Let us hope she takes the invitation.
Scheming Heather Mills has been left legless again
LONDON - England - After acquiring £25.8 million of Paul McCartney's money, Heather Mills has cut short her celebrations to have her leg treated for woodworm.
Unlucky Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, may have acquired large amounts of money recently but she has been left legless once again.
Heather was first alerted to the woodworm infestation when she noticed sawdust on the floor whenever she took a step.
"It has been a nightmare cleaning up after her every move. I have to follow her around with a bloody dustpan and brush," a disgruntled cleaner at Heather's £3 million Peans Wood estate in Robertsbridge told the Daily Squib.
Woodworm can be a serious problem if left untreated so Ms Mills has called in the experts to mend her wood burrowing enemies.
Tod Hasmear of Tod's Dry Rot and Damp Proofing in Hastings told the Daily Squib that a chauffeur in a Rolls Royce delivered the leg to his treatment workshop and he diagnosed the woodworm species as Anobium punctatum which is "quite easy to treat".
Robertsbridge residents are used to seeing Heather Mills hopping mad and legless but this really takes the biscuit.
"It is good that she is getting her leg treated for woodworm because her brain needs treatment for dry rot. Unfortunately she can't see it, so no one says anything in front of her," June Bellamy, 43, told the Squib from her little village shop in Robertsbridge.
It is quite a feat to be even more hated than Gordon Brown or Gary Glitter, but Heather Mills has completed this hurdle with ease.
Since nefariously acquiring lots of money from Paul McCartney, Heather has been doing the rounds and trying to raise her mucky reputation from the sewer. The ex-porn model has even been invited to stay in the Sunni Triangle in Baghdad Iraq because no one else wants her. Let us hope she takes the invitation.
