I find this funny

[Nora]

I saw this notice in a Hong Kong message board. I think it's quite funny.

Dear future employers,

My name is Nora and had been working here in Hongkong for the last 16 years. I can attest that I am that hardworking and patient to any kind of doemstic works. I love children and never fight back to employers. For I always bear in mind that they are still my superiors. Luckily me, for all these years I never been to a seriuos fight or arguments while being employed.

I got good recomendations from present and past employers.

Interested parties please give me a call anytime at 93400750.

sincerely,
Nora

[Nora]

22 people read it, but nobody replied anything.

So what folks? You find this funny, sad, entertaining, silly? What?

[oldmike]

Try these:
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

"Education: College, August 1880-May 1984."

"Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."

"Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget."

"I'm a rabid typist."

"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation."

Reasons for Leaving your Previous Job:
"Responsibility makes me nervous."

"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."

"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."

"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as pen1sroaches."

"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers."

Personal Qualities
"I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs."

"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."

"Number of dependents: 40."

"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."

"I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."

Special Requests
"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

[hibiscus]

Good ones! I've heard them before but they're still funny. (Test of a good joke maybe, or just a short memory.)