Reading the
other thread I thought I would share with my new friends a conversation with a
gold digger looking for a rich European or American. I saw the ad somewhere (probably on Craigs list) and I wrote to her to have a laugh. This is the reply I got:
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I seek a real man and real deal. I am not interested in cheap dude.
Honey, my communication is very clear without any confusion with this posting. If you're looking for a wife, team player, companion, dedicated, serious, demanding, motivated, sexy, sensual and confident. Here I am willing to relocate to a good place either in Europe or USA.
You are responsible, one woman man with strong mind, passionate, very generous for me, healthy, wealthy, athletic, clean shape, sincere, mid 30s ¡V 40s and you want to get married and develop a family and to have our own beautiful mixed children. You can fulfill what I need and want. Yes, you can give me a luxury life leading to marriage and develop a family. Even I am sick, you CAN care about me all time. You can answer the phone at anytime.
SAF is looking for one Respectable Caucasian Gentleman who can respect and appreciate a drama-free and available woman. If you are truly ready to start a new LTR and confident in yourself to know what you want from the start, shall we begin? I only wish to share it with someone who know what he wants and not afraid to move forward. But you must be there for me also in every way possible. I'm your all around woman if you treat me very well!! I'm Asian Exotic mixed with dark blue brown eyes and dark brown hair. I am heterosexual, 5'5, slim, romance, size 2 dress (because of my height my size varies) wearing a size 7.5 shoe. I am not beautiful but prettier and nature sexy. I am artistic, open-minded, elegant, sensual, witty, and wonderful to travel with, fashionable. It is so tremendous to explore the world in all that you can offer a lot. I liked black tie affairs, traveling, yachting, sailing, peaceful of golf courses, beaches, sunsets, fine dining, top speed cars, walks in the park or waterfront, movies, opera, dance. I love excitement and outings. I enjoy quiet time, fireplace, traveling, candles, bubble baths, massages, picnics, walks on the beach, sun bathing, photography, spa day, sexy lingerie with garter hook ups and high heels with my great legs. I love to play dress up, too.
You would bring me together when you need to travel. Living together and chilling out at home would be great too. You must have time during the weekends, holiday and after work. It will turn me on when you know what I want and need by keeping a smile on my lovely face and I don't mean just sex.
I need more attention from a man who can really give. I am demanding and I want to have a wonderful life being with one man who can really give and do all these. You have very nice yacht and at least 2 top speed cars with drivers and master because I do not drive. Fine dining out to fast noodle shop or have mushroom burgers. You like enjoy any kind of good food which I promise I can cook - Asian to western foods - cold to warm dishes. I wish you enjoy it what I can cook. I hope I can knit the sweater for our future baby in winter. You are willing to go shopping; buy nice things and a nice house for me at the Peak in Hong Kong. You can do the financial commitment to me, Honey.
I am not interested in heavy drinker and drug user. I don't like a man who goes for clubbing much himself and you are not into sports very much. Even though, I call you, you can answer the phone at any time. I can relocate to be with you in Europe, USA or anywhere if it is a good place for family. I would like to have the beach location for our wedding and honeymoon in Europe and classy wedding in Hong Kong and Europe or USA.
When you fly into Hong Kong, get into a car and pick me up; show me a NICE SURPRISE and GREAT MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. We may go and get a long silver-white wedding dress. Can you book a room at a nice hotel and we can have the classy wedding at a hotel in Hong Kong and USA or Europe. Please get ready of the diamond ring, wedding rings, credit cards and 999 roses. You are ready of a Black Amex card for me and buy a house for me at the Peak. I will wear the red Spanish dress to have our first HOT date.
Can you be my nice husband? You can arrange and book the air tickets and I am ready to go with you. We cannot marry over the Internet for the rest of our life. I suppose we meet up and please be ready to jump into play if we hit it off. Don't worry I am attractive. If you're really serious please respond with a photo, tel no. and a brief description of yourself.
It can be happened quickly if you are very serious about it. Why should anyone settle? If it's not your cup of tea, simply don't respond. If you're serious let's meet, if not good luck. Life is too short, no time for frowns. That makes a lot of sense to me. Thanks and have a great day.
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